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/disc/ ~ >>3134 Sargeant Schultz & Colonel Klink! &...
No. 1679
>>3134
Sargeant Schultz & Colonel Klink!
& a few other brilliant strategists?
Planning how to reverse WWI no doubt.

YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF A MARTIAL TRIAL MOUSE

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>> No. 1680
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1680
>YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF A MARTIAL TRIAL MOUSE

Huh ? I know nothing. I see nothing
>> No. 1681
One in the stink, two in the Klink
>> No. 1682
If all the Nazis were like Klink, WWII would have lasted about a week.
>> No. 1683
Because I like to keep the sticky thread for important announcements I have detached this part of the thread for our bundeswehr nationalists to plot the restoration of the second Reich.
>> No. 1684
>>3210
I think you mean Third Reich (that's the Nazis).
>> No. 1685
Nazis were trying to restore the second Reich, which is what WWI was all about.
>> No. 1686
>>3243
The Nazis were WWII not WWI or am I confused.
>> No. 1687
Damn mindless morons. They had no interest in restoring any part of the Weimar republic. The Third Reich ushered in a new era a fascism completely different from the second Reich which was more imperialism. Such an off-topic bunch of nonsense
>> No. 1688
>>3292
You don't understand fun, do you? You would fit right in with the Third Reich.
>> No. 1689
>>3366

Yeah, ignorance and misinformation is so much fun...
>> No. 1690
For Wotan! 1st Reich = Barbarossa. 2nd Reich = Bismark and all that. 3rd Reich = mighty Nazi Reich. 4th Reich = what we will have after we get rid of all Shlomos and their puppets. If Nazis had won WWII we would be already colonizing the asteroid belt, moon would have been colonized by the 1970s and Mars by the 1990s. Retarded morons with opinions would be shot point blank, so average Earth's IQ would be 140 or something, not 60 like we have right now.
>> No. 1691
>>3472
You must believe everything that you read. And you have the fucking nerve to talk about ignorance. You're a twit the likes of Klink.
>> No. 1692
>>3472

That should be:
Yeah, ignorance and misinformation are so much fun....
>> No. 1693
>>3484
That's funny.

>>3472 must be really stupid.
>> No. 1694
>>3483

Lighten up Francis... lol talk about "nerve", looks like I struck a major nerve with you.But seriously, please calmly (probably hard for you).explain how my comment was ignorant. And also why I suppoedly believe everything that I read? btw I'm not >>3292, if that's the reason for your unnecessary lashing out.

>>3484

Touche. I'll admit to the grammar fail :)

>>3494

Again... take a pill.
>> No. 1695
>>3657
Yes, I did think that. I'll chill.
>> No. 1696
>>3657
BTW, I was saying that a person is ignorant if they believe everything they read.
>> No. 1697
>>3715
but didn't you believe all of the fake nonsense being posted before >>3292 stepped in to set the moron masses straight? i gues that makes you doubly ignorant then!
>> No. 1698
>>3805
I simply made several comments about Col. Klink because I thought it was a funny show. I'm beginning to wonder about your sanity. For that reason, this will be my last response to you. BTW, most of the world spells it "guess."
>> No. 1699
>>3822
It seems that you've run into a real live Nazi.

>>3805 Heil Hitler!
>> No. 1700
>>3822
He's unhappy because you were mocking Nazis.
>> No. 1701
Ill take Nazis over the EU any day
>> No. 1702
>>3846
True
>> No. 1703
>>3822
So, u think u von de var huh. Apparently the Fourth Reich is alive and well and posting in this thread.
>> No. 1704
>>3822
Achtung! Ve are the new order und you will refer to >>3805 as "Der Fuhrer."
>> No. 1705
>>3846
>>3847
Remind me to introduce both of you to Dr. Mengele. He'll put you both in jars one organ at a time.
>> No. 1712
>For that reason, this will be my last response to you

and then you proceed to respond multiple times. anyone wager that he'll respond to me again? i love how this guy pretends to be 2 different people agreeing with each other. he's done it more than once in this thread. it's obvious that >>3822 >>3832 >>3838 are all you.

>BTW, most of the world spells it "guess."

yeah, and most of the world aren't pedantic spergelords like you. sometimes people misspell words.
>> No. 1713
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1713
Can we get back on topic?

Klink, you idiot!
>> No. 1714
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1714
One of Hogan's Heroes impersonates a Gestapo officer. Klink and every other sane person were afraid of the Gestapo.
>> No. 1715
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1715
>>4153
das ist ein Great post.
>> No. 1716
>>4168
Cool Klink pic dude.
>> No. 1717
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1717
Klink is again afraid of the Gestapo.
>> No. 1718
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1718
I see nothing Herr Commandant.
>> No. 1719
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1719
Klink, I'm sending you to the Russian Front.
>> No. 1720
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1720
Le Beau, do you have more strudel?
>> No. 1721
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1721
Klink, you are the Third Reich's worst enemy.
>> No. 1722
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1722
Does he cop a feel off camera?
>> No. 1723
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1723
Yes Mein Fuhrer, I am the biggest doofus in Germany.
>> No. 1724
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1724
Oh God, I just farted while I was talking to Fraulein Hilda.
>> No. 1725
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1725
Klink, I would like to suck on Fraulein Hilda's boobs. Can you arrange it?
>> No. 1726
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1726
The bride refuses to kiss Klink.
>> No. 1727
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1727
The general is going to get some.
>> No. 1728
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1728
Hey Col. Hogan, the Commandant doesn't have any pants on.
>> No. 1729
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1729
The general's sister is Klink's sweetie.
>> No. 1730
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1730
Tonight we'll get the new prisoner to London.
>> No. 1731
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1731
Klink is in trouble with the Gestapo again.
>> No. 1732
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1732
>> No. 1733
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1733
The Gestapo is pissed at Klink again.
>> No. 1734
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1734
They ran out of pudding at the officer's mess.
>> No. 1735
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1735
A Field Marshall visits Klink.
>> No. 1736
IT'S EITHER CONCENTRATION / FORCED LABOR CAMPS WHICH WAS COOL AT THAT DAY IN THE USSR AND EVEN IN THE US (AGAINST JAPS) OR IT WAS TOTAL ANNIHILATION IN WHICH CASE THE RUSSIANS WOULDN'T HAVE FOUND ANYONE TO SAVE AT AUSCHWITZ. GERMANY NEVER PAID A REPARATION PENNY FOR THE "HOLOCAUST" IT WAS ALL FOR THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS.

GOOGLE SERVES YOU TAILORED (NON ALGORITHM) RESULTS WHEN YOU SEARCH FOR "HOLOCAUST" AND I CAN GET LOCKED UP FOR 3 YEARS FOR THIS POST. IF IT'S TRUE WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ALTER ALGORITHMS AND LOCK PEOPLE WHO RESEARCH IT? IT'S ALL A LIE TO CONTROL YOU WITH A GUILT TRIP.

THE BRITISH STARVED 4 MILLION BENGALS WITH FAMINE AND THE AMERICANS ANNIHILATED THE NATIVES AND THE SOVIETS FUCKED EVERYONE AND THE CHINESE STARVED HALF THE FUCKING COUNTRY AND THE BELGIQUES KILLED 2 MILLION CONGOLESE AND CUT HANDS FOR NOT PRODUCING RUBBER AND THE NAZIS PERSECUTED THE ROMA AND GYPSIES TOO BUT ALL THIS DOESN'T COUNT IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THE VICTIMIZED JEWS WHO ALWAYS NEED ONE MORE CENTRAL BANK.

JEWS INVENTED MARXISM WHICH PROMOTED FEMINISM AND BOTH IDEOLOGIES IS WHY THE WORLD IS FUCKED TODAY. THE PREMISE OF FEMINISM IS TO GET WOMEN BUSY WITH WORK SO THEY SUBMIT THEIR CHILDREN TO THE STATE I.E PUBLIC SCHOOLS WHICH WOULD THEN BRAINWASH CHILDREN WITH WHATEVER BULLSHIT THEY WANT. WHICH IS ALSO WHY JEWS WANTED AND PRETTY MUCH MANAGED TO DESTROY THE FAMILY UNIT.

ANYBODY THINKING FEMINISM AND MARXISM ARE UBIQUITOUS TODAY BECAUSE OF CLASS OR GENDER EQUALITY IS A MORON. BASTARDS ARE TOO SMART AND YOU'RE ALL SHEEPLE FOLLOWING WHATEVER YOUR
>> No. 1737
>>4359
True because of 'feminism' we have the HYPOCRITE 'sex laws'
>> No. 1738
>>4359
>>4360
Why don't you go burn a cross? You need to quit shitting in the threads.
>> No. 1741
>>4359

I assume you are a lolifox refugee
>> No. 1746
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1746
Le Beau, may I have more strudel?
>> No. 1747
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1747
Schultz after the war
>> No. 1748
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1748
After the war, Helga became a stripper in Munich.
>> No. 1749
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1749
Schultz, we can't give you all of our Red Cross chocolate.
>> No. 1750
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1750
How can the commandant be that stupid?
>> No. 1753
>>4359
That was an earlier Mod comment and I agree with every word he said. The 6 million story just doesn't add up.
>> No. 1755
It is proven with out a fact that most of the stories involving WW2 are complete BS that includes why we went to war, who started the war, and the whole Holocaust Nonsense.

Hitler tried to stop going to war with the US and UK. But hey Churchill and Jewish friends.
>> No. 1756
for those that need history lessons
this was posted else where once
www tomatobubble com
>> No. 1757
>>46742
>Hitler tried to stop going to war with the US and UK. But hey Churchill and Jewish friends.

Er...Um...Hitler declared war on the U.S. of his own volition immediately after Pearl Harbor and Churchill wasn't even Prime Minister when U.K. declared war on Germany.

Your facts are a little out there. Having said that Churchill was a warmonger and did owe favors to certain Jews who'd financially benefitted him and Hitler did have good reasons for declaring war on USA (to bring his Jap alies on board as he'd just been counter attacked outside Moscow and wanted the Japs to continue to pose a threat to the Soviet Union through Manchuria in the East, then of course there was the U boat Captains who had one hand tied behind their back as they couldn't attack neutral shipping or attack in neutral waters which allowed convoys carrying material for the enemies of the Reich to sail into mid Atlantic unopposed etc, etc).
>> No. 1758
>>46761
the website it above you and has all the facts on what happened!
>> No. 1759
My grandpa shot down a bunch of worthless Nazi fucks over Europe.

If the Reich had won we wouldn't be out in the asteroid belt: why bother, with a world population of half a billion, most of whom are out of jobs once the last of the gas chamber/crematorium complexes is shut down for lack of anyone left to murder and just trying to eke out an existence in the rubble of civilization destroyed by the Reich?

Hitler expected Britain to side with him: only proves what a moron the little syphilitic corporal was. Rudolph Hess took it upon himself to try and persuade the Brits to join with the Nazis when Hitler committed his treachery against his erstwhile ally the Soviet Union although I believe he was more just an early rat abandoning the sinking ship. Even if he had succeeded and returned to Germany Hitler probably would've had him shot(as an enemy to Hitler's ego).

If anything, the number of murdered in the Holocaust is underrepresented. They are still finding the odd mass grave from it.

Hitler was such an insane little psychopath that his greatest military minds tried to kill him, so as to save Germany from damage he wrought. When they failed and he had them killed/let them "commit suicide", the war was, for all intents and purposes, over because that left only the idiot corporal and his yes men to make military decisions. "Messerschmidt has developed a fighter that can sweep the Allied bombers and their fighter escorts from the skies over the Reich, Mein Fuhrer!" "I have ordered that no defensive weapons are to be built. They will get no resources to build these aircraft unless they can be used as bombers. We need to attack, attack, attack!" What a moron!

And lets not even get started on his whole Cayce/Crowley/mysticism fetish...

Face it, the corporal was just about as dumb as they come. He only came to power because he was a rabid hater who aptly played upon the German people's complete embarrassment over getting their collective dicks knocked in the dirt in WWI and being told to go stand in the corner and not being allowed to have any toys anymore by a world sick of their li'l Teutonic temper tantrums. Funny, though, how even as a rampaging murderous psychopath Hitler was STILL just second rate to his one-time buddy & ally, Joe Stalin.

Hey, there won't be a repeat of the Third Reich. Between the, well, giant pussy Germany has become, especially since they chose Angie Merkel to run the country, the falling birthrate, and the open arms to the Turks & Arabs, all those blue-eyed blonde Aryan babes will be squeezing out li'l Muslim puppies to completely take over the country 20 or 30 years from now. Of course, then they may merge with the Paki-Arab Great Britain to form a Great Northern Caliphate or something...
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